Friday, March 09, 2007

The Bachelor says......


Our bachelor has decided to share his thoughts on the ladies so far. His comments are based on question 2:

Bachelorette 1: you sound like fun, quirky, formidable, but human too. your man: and when you beat him, do you gloat, or smooth things over with a kiss? what about quiet time, romance? you sound like a remarkable person.

Bachelorette 2: seems like you know what you want. you say a lot, though somehow i suspect that there are other things that you haven't mentioned. what is it that you're not saying? what are the traits of your dream man that are personal to you? that's what's missing, but i liked your answer nonetheless.

Bachelorette 3: short and sweet. but is that all you really want in a man? and i can't help but wonder what your perception is of what it means to be a man. is there a universal conception of this, or is it something personal to you? and if it is, why didn't you share it in greater detail?

Bachelorette 4: now this is personal. i like how you let your personal preferences sneak through here, even though you were sticking with the formula to some extent. i get the impression that you have a mischievous streak, and bits of it showed here, even though you still tried to suppress it. are you shy, perhaps? i'd love to see more of your true personality as well as your substance.

Bachelorette 5: the long list. evidence of someone who knows what she wants? you come across as someone who knows her own personality and understands the traits that a man would need to live with them. you don't pretend that the physical is unimportant, but you haven't asked for Adonis either. you seem to want a strong man with a gentle hand. you have clearly given this a lot of thought, and i appreciate that.

Bachelorette 6: the list. maybe you didn't take a lot of time to write this out, or maybe you're of those people who are not very concerned with frills. there's a lot of honesty here, and face it, is there anyone who doesn't desire a generous and wealthy partner? good in bed? i like the fact that you don't pretend that this is not important. nice answer.

Bachelorette 7: she likes to talk, but she doesn't want the dictionary thrown at her in every other sentence. but is that all you want? what about passion and love, and all those things that we all profess to value?thank you ladies for taking the time to answer my question.

i sincerely hope that i have not taken too much of your time. all of your answers were interesting, and personal. have a nice day


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

The bachelor can't really speak english... I'm disappointed

LondonBuki said...

@Anon Are you serious?

What I like is that the Bachelor did not put down any of the Bachelorettes, I can tell who he is the most interested in BUT his all his responses were thoughtful.

Unlike the critics: you know yourselves! LOL!!!

Blacktinkerbell said...

@ anonymous...now, that's just plain nasty. lol! sure some of those mistakes are just typos. You know a lot of us start writing out a sentence and change our minds but forget to delete the previous thoughts. I think he sounds like a pretty perceptive man. Don't worry jare, I like you already.

Olawunmi said...

see analysis. and nobody got shot. wey Soul sef?

Noni Moss said...

:-D I think the bachelor is Lawunmi. (In fact I'm pretty sure it is him)

Either him or Boorish Male.

I do like his responses - LB who do you think is his current favourite?

Daddy's Girl said...

I think he is feeling bachelorette 1 the most! Followed by bachelorette 5. The bachelor is a gentleman - I like that he took time to thank the bachelorettes for their time. I agree with Noni - he's one of those two.

LondonBuki said...

@Noni I like your new profile pic :-)

I think Bachelorette 1 is his current fav.

Anonymous said...

this sounds like...Azuka!

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

Olawunmi or Boorish male could be the bachelor? Why didn't anyone say something earlier? Have such a huge thumping crush on both of them...is it too late to enter? I swear, I shall dazzle you with my wit and before long, you'll be singing 'who's that girl' lol! I am so silly.

Daddy's Girl said...

Hmm.. I kinda agree with Anon o... it does sound a little bit like Azuka in some parts. But I'm still leaning towards Olawunmi or Boorish.

Anonymous said...

I take back what I said.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Do you know what.. I have finally figured out who is the bachelor.. after thorough analysis of his 'brofoun' and speakin patterns... I have concluded that the bachelor is 'olawunmi oduduwa'... lol... hehe... wouldn't it be funny if i'm wrong but i sha suspect it oh... anybody agree... because we all know olawunmi is smart, incisive... and he enjoys a good time oh... But i'm dissapointed no one is quoting shakespeare here or naija lines.. oh bachelor likes bachelorrete 1 and 4 and 5 too actually... he's unsure about bachelorette 7 cos of her short answer.. but that will change in due time... but these bachelorettes try sha..them get better yarns to impress us oh.. but how come no one talked about a man who can cook cos me i cant cook for jack and i need a man with cooking skills oh.. or else we will both starve or grow obese on macdonalds and jack astors!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lol.. the picture of the bachelor.. na wire!!! hehe.. his head looks big here but hopefully its full of knowledge... lol... his neck is a little bit short.. hehe.. but I like short necks!!! afterall you're not a giraffe.. lol... i like the navy blue.. its a little different from the regular old black we see all the time... hands in his pocket. confident?arrogant? protecting his wallet?... shoes... I like the shoes.. cute, black, fantastico!!! u know what.. ur iite with me bachelor and that's all that matters... hehe.. don't worry i make a personal promise to find the best bachelorrete for you...

Daddy's Girl said...

LOL at onb's comments!

truth said...

Uzo,ONB's pic just gave me an idea. With the hope that they are "show-caseable"(...a word from my personal dico),the Bachelor should ask the bachelorettes to post poetic descriptions and pics of whichever they deem the hottest: their eyes, legs/hands or lips.Let's get some insight to their creative writing skills.....Should be useful in a blogger- relationship, should one materialize.