Meet the Bachelor
Here's a little bit about THE man:
The Bachelor is a bit of an enigma, even though in some ways he comes across as being an open book. He is highly intelligent and well-read. He is a gentleman, a bit of a romantic, and he is kind-hearted; he is also a very family-oriented, caring person etc. But that is not all that describes him. He is adventurous and loves to have fun, and has a wild side to him that runs very deep. He is well educated and ambitious, qualities which he backs up by being hard-working and driven to acheive the lofty goals he has set himself.
The first question he posed to the ladies is:
Describe yourself in 5 words:
Bachelorette 1:
Formidable
Enigmatic
Spontaneous- Adrenalin-Junkie
Witty
Open-minded
Bachelorette 2:
Interesting
Charming
Adventurous
Dependable
Intelligent
Bachelorette 3:
Reserved but crazy
Good sense of humour
Caring
Stubborn
Bachelorette 4:
Witty
Funny
Blunt
Confident
Smart
Bachelorette 5:
Curvy(in all the right places)
Passionate(about things/people that matter to me)
Outgoing
Humorous
(Loves to)Cook
Bachelorette 6:
Witty
Attractive
Intelligent
Fun-loving
People-person.
Bachelorette 7:
Witty
Audacious and yet a bit shy
Smart
Stunning
God fearing
35 comments:
5 words to describe myself? why bother. just two!
virgin island
[u have to think this through]
I am trying to figure out who is who... ALREADY! I can't tell AT ALL!!!
When do you reveal who the bachelor is?
Just saw the bachelor will be revealed next wednesday in your previous post...
buki are you sure you're not one...cuz i think you are...let me go back and read sef....hmmm...who should i vote for...i like #1 today... for now...
Ha! You think I am one of these bachelorettes?
Diamond, I am suspecting you sef... LOL!
Almost all the bachelorettes are witty...
Noone stands out yet, I'll wait for the next question.
I'll be keeping a close eye on this. I don't recognise anyone from the descriptions.
Bachelor 3.. why only 4 words. (maybe 4 words adequately represent you or something)
This is only the begininning. I'm looking forward to hearing what theladies have to say to the bachelor.
it seems like being "witty" is the thing to be now o...let me add that to my own personality resume....lol
girls..you did good!!!!!!
Soul..i think Crazy is one of the descriptions....
UZO i want to fast fwd till tomorrow...what is the question...can we get a sneak peek?...see now you want to turn me into a blog stalker ehn...God help me get work done today...
LMAO, This is fun!!!
Bachelorette 6 sounds like both Tminx and DiAmOnD.. just a guess ... I have voted, will be bak!
Hmm I dont know who to vote for ooh, but I think I will just go with 5... whichever that sounds like Diamond, I will vote for :D
I think I know who the bachelor is....hmm
So which am I o... am I even in the competition...LOL... i guess we'll find out in two weeks!!!
I'm gravitating towards Bachelorette 3. Need I say I love stubborn women? Shhhh!
Hmm.... this is really interesting - can't wait the next question!!
Uzo, now I know it's not logical for you to be one of the bachelorettes, but I think No. 5 sounds a lot like you. I don't know if you love to cook, but I know you're a good cook - and I think the other four words fit! LOL
I think I know who the bachelor issss......I will reveal at a latare date.
The description of themselves are so similar at this stage there is no clear differnece. I might have to throw a dice and then vote. Give me a min.....
oh by the way - I think Jayceeee is one them. Tell me Im wrong...LOl...
Lots of witty bachelorettes...lol
This is going to be interesting, and I intend to have my critic hat on, for extreme comedy value (probably only my own). Two quick points.
The first is that only two women mentioned that they were hot.
Now all of them mentioned or implied that they had good personalities, so going by the standard guy translations...
The second is that most of them apparently don't know how to count.
Regardless of how cute your answers are trying to be (hyphen words aren't that cute anyways), five words is five words.
@Snazzy OUCH! I felt that on behalf of the bachelorettes that fall under both categories you mentioned.
LOL! I am going to be looking out for your comments now o!
@Diamond ND is going to vote for the bachelorette that sounds like you? I thought ND and Uzo was Uzo' bachelor!
@Daddy's Girl Uzo won't take part in the game... now would you Uzo?
Lolll @ snazzy. So far I like Bachelorettes 1 and 5. Who is the bachelor? Is it going to be one of the guys who was vying for the bachelorette?
LOLL at Snazzy's comment!! Snazzy never disappoints!
@Londonbuki: I know Uzo won't do that - especially when she already has the hottest bachelor in blogville! What more could a girl want? (Naijadude, no let your head swell o!)
Uzo see what you have caused o - I'm seriously stalking your blog now! This is fun!
I know! I keep coming back to check for updates! To see who's leading the pack!!! LOL!!!
Exactly, ND is hot stuff but now he has the HOTS for Diamond!
This sounds like one intellectual blogger. I am talking about the Bachelor. And he lives in the UK? Okay, I have my suspicions as to who he is but have no clue as per the chics.
Well, I am here till the end of the game...
Offtopic: Why do Londonbuki and Diamond suddenly look alike?
lol.... 4 and 6 sound really interesting.
It's tough to commit at this point ... Hopefully the second question would allow the ladies distinguish themselves better.
Abeg do we have blonds in naija cos bach 3 and 5 seems to be blonds...LOL.
Anyway I am voting bach 5
Now God done catch all those ladies that were dropping all sorts of comments during the bachelorette.
This one that everyone claims to be witty. Doesn't it sound like empty barrels..........?
I think I'm digging #3 o. But this one that you are stubborn, r u sure ur husband won't have heart attack?
It sure seems as if #1 is an addict.
Thank your stars that mudslinging isnt allowed on Wednesdays. If not, una for hear wenh!
nilla hasnt been commenting - does that mean I might end up being accused of tampering with the vote. nilla wherefort art thou - or are one of them too.
Uzo, I wish you'd let me write what I can read between the lines of the responses of the bachelorettes. Let me, please!! I mean, lemme "interprete" some things 2 the bachelor 2 betta aid him in pickin the right one
Lemme just say something real quick.
I personally voted for number 3, even though she got the least votes. Why???
She's the ONLY one that said anything negative about herself - stubborn. Everyone else listed their good qualities. Ah ah, na wetin sef...them dey buy am 4 market??? How come no1 else has a bad quality??
But bachelorette number 3... the fact that u only listed 4 qualities instead of 5 is not cool.
And how come there r so many "witty" people?? I have an xplanation: LIES!!!
Uzo, employ me as ur loyal interpreter biko.
Lolll...I can't even guess who is who...but I like bachelorette #2 and #7's responses...lol
@ LOASCM
LOL
Dearie you're on your own this time. Sorry no partner in crime for you oh! :-)
I confess that I shall not vote for any contestant, no matter how wonderfully well they answer questions or present themselves.
Once bitten twice shy.
I'll just be a silent observer (I won't be silent all the time sha).
hmmm. the plot thickens. now its the women on display.
i know people have mentioned this before, but are all of the bachelorettes uniformly witty. MC Uzo, will there be a fashion parade?
i'm digging the bachelorhood's who described herself as curvaceous. now thats how to tell it.
nice one uzo
Okay Vera; You can comment.
I am not one of the bachelorettes ladies so relax...
Thanks for all the comments and the votes. Episode 2 should be even more fun....
Loving your new template Uzo! Okay, I think one of the bachelorettes is Soul and I think the Bachelor is Olawunmi! so I know guessing the identities isn't the point of the game but I can't vote anyone out so I'm doing the next best thing!
This is such a great idea Uzo!
Can't see any unique quality in any of 'em, but I respect a lady that can flaunt her negatives too. My fingers are crossed.
Wowwww! So many wittys
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