Thursday, May 31, 2007

Monumental Soundbyte - 11

Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
First things first - I can edit my widgets so i am soooooo excited. Now the soundbytes can be heard on my blog again. Phew!
Remember this song? Hard to believe its a grammy winner....LOL.
Love this song for the fun of it. I mean a whole song dedicated back", "junk in the trunk", "Ikebe", "Idi", "Bom Bom" ...whatever you wish to call it. And it has such a funny video. I vaguely remember Sir Mixalot standing on a massive "back"....LOL
This song caused quite a stir when it was released. This video was banned for a while on MTV and the lyrics ---- he he he...
The song has also provided endless laughs for me in the movie Shrek and Happy Feet and let me not forget the episode of Friends where this is revealed to be Ross' "bad" song.
This song has some classic lines and i was going to put up some of my favorites but shucks, this song is soooo great, i am putting all the lyrics up....Enjoy!
*If you would like this song, leave an email address in the comments section*
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like,one of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,out there, I mean - gross.
Look!She's just so ... black!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearingI'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin
'The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy doubleMix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f**k
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females,
Cosmo ain't got nothin'to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin
'To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist
Her red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOTAnd kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back)


snazzy said...

she's done it again!!! Anyway from the absurd first sentence u can see that this is one of my jams.

However my appreciation of this jam will forever be tainted by the actions of a group of kids.

So last year I was walking behind a group of twelve year olds, a veritable advertisement for multiculturalism they were. And this is what I heard.

1: "I heard this cool oldie yesterday."

2: "Yeah what was it?"

1: "It was this rap song called "baby got back"

3: Cool who sang it.

1: MC Hammer.

I could have cried. When did i get old!!. Aiight I'm done.

Uzo said...

I am sooooo pained. They got the artist wrong but then its now an oldie? Snazzy - its official, we are older now....Where did all the time go?

Soul said...

I love this song...
this song is always a guarenteed floor filler..
I like the way even guys step out on the dance floor and stick their butts out when this song comes up..
It's one of the funniest songs ever and it just makes every body relax..

oh but I saw the craziest thing a few days ago whilst surfing... which kinda made me feel uneasy..
a lil girl was singing this song.
she can't be more than 6 years old.. she knew all the words..
see whilst the song is funny.. I just thought dang..
I don't want lil babies singing that... it just felt weird...