Thursday, June 07, 2007

A bit unladylike......


On my way in to work, i was flagged down by an acquaintance on Awolowo Road so i stopped to give him a ride to the island.
We got talking and he mentioned that he saw me leaving Silverbird about 2 weeks ago and he was flagging me down so he could bag a lift. I told him i didnt see him - oh what a shame.
I lied there. See i saw him but there were circumstances that made me not only pretend to not see him, but also had me speeding up to ensure that if he decided to run up to the car, he wouldnt catch me.
After watching my movie and bidding my friends goodbye, i got into my car and started the engine. Then i felt a lot of gas in my tummy which i decided to let go of. Afterall, its my car abi? I guess the popcorn and diet coke combination wasnt great 'cos i stunk up my car...LOL...Seeing as it was late late at night and i was going to drive past the area boys and miscreants that hang around Silverbird, i opted to roll my windows down after i left the danger zone. So i turned up my AC and kept muttering to myself how this was just nasty and disgusting....I was also laughing to myself...
I turned out of the gate and that's when i saw my acquaintance...LOL. There was absolutely no way, i was going to let anyone into my car. So i zoomed off.
Quite unladylike behavior i know but what in the world was i supposed to do? LOL.,..

20 comments:

In my head and around me said...

I have heard the people say "..you don't know what the Lord has saved you from"...this gives a whole new meaning to it. LOL!!

Waffarian said...

Hhehheheh! you are funny, my sister, wetin you for do before? hehehehehe!

Nyemoni said...

LOL....very funny! A case of flatulence eh?

londonbuki said...

That's a FOXXXXXY betty boop pic Uzo!

Hilarious post! LOL!!!!!! I don't blame you jare...

zaiprincesa said...

lol...LMAO...

~Mimi~ said...

LMAO!!! I FEEL U JARE. MEANWHILE I AGREE WITH LONDON BUKI, THAT IS A HAWT AND SEXY BETTY BOOP PICSHURE.

Ugo Daniels said...

You did what you had to do..No long thing!

Pink-satin said...

HEY UZO...THAT IS TEW FUNNY.......IOH I SEE U LOADED UP THE VOICE PLAYER THINGY ...I THOT BOGGERS LIVING IN 9JA COULDNT...OYA U ARE A CONETSTANT O..NO BE MUSIC CONSULTANT

catwalq said...

If I share my own stories with flatulence, u will ban me from your blog.
There was a reason why I stopped going to the gym and getting on the stationary bike. Let's just say, Lady Motion + Bobo Flatu = volatile release

Naijadude said...

hahahah what a nice one! Well I wouldnt blame u jare1

~Mimi~ said...

in fact why dint i ask u? lol how did u save your yahoo avatar as your picture on your blog?

~Mimi~ said...

babe dont worry i figured it out

classybabe said...

lol!dont blame you i would have done the same thing.

Diva-sta said...

aaa i woukd ave dont the same maself loolz dats jokes.....that's y wen i ave a car ill get the air freshener fings hehe

Music Child said...

Hi, I see you like music, check me out. It all about music at my end. Lol@at turning on the ac and suffering in silence

The Last King Of Scotland said...

na so o. rather than risk it, twas best to leg it. at least u had AC.thanks for the comment on my blog. touching

SET said...

lol, We all have those moments. I am not sure I would say mine to a lot of folks tho. lol.

azuka said...

Hmmm. Aren't you lucky you weren't caught up in traffic when he knocked on your window?

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

You really are a naughty girl

Soul said...

You know....
God didn't make a house for it...
lol... I still find it hard to talk about bodily functions like that, but I heard somewhere that some men like that stuff..
you never know, maybe that was the special aroma that this man was craving...

:)