Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Seeking...............

After the hoopla being raised over the Taurean Minx, Boorish Male and Vera "threesome" of sorts, i am JEALOUS. I want a blog lover too. Therefore, consider this as a notice for applications to all bloggers willing to indulge in a little "blog romance".

Hot blooded male bloggers should be willing to leave some saccharine sweet and romantic messages in the comment section of various posts. Comments to include how dazzling i am, how wonderful my words are, the sleepless nights had over me etc. A vivid imagination is a plus. I expect to have scenarios painted to include walks down a beach in the Seychelles, an indoor picnic with lots of finger foods etc. I am a simple girl so i also expect to see scenarios that revolve around local delights....Chosen blogger must also be willing to make outrageous statements along the lines of crossing the china wall for me and must be willing to take on any bloggers - anonymous or known that hurt my feelings in anyway. As Valentine's day approaches, i expect to be dazzled with some outrageous, over the top gesture of our "relationship" in blogsville.

Male blogger must also be willing to go through a process of elimination and the input of blogsville might be sought as well. Anonymous applicants will be considered as well.


Unserious people need not apply or indicate interest. A picture is also not necessary as this will not culminate in a real life meeting. No requests for phone numbers will be paid attention to either. Please leave any indications of interest in the comments sections.

For help in the words/romance departments, please feel free to seek assistance from the internet or friends or visit the following blogs: Boorish Male and Olawunmi's blogs. I will also be willing to send some intense words from one of my favorite ex bloggers Delot.

Let the applications roll in......LOL

24 comments:

Bella Naija said...

Uzo!
LMAO I cannot wait to see how this pans out! Wooot! Guys this your opportunity to show us your romeoesque ways!

azuka said...

What is going on? I'm going to grab some popcorn and sit here to see how it works out, lol.

Olawunmi said...

U, where are the gladiators naww?

DiAmOnD hawk said...

UZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....you sef....okay...I will be looking for one for you...in fact...i have just the person in mind...so be expecting something spectacular very soon....hopefully sha...LOL

LondonBuki said...

I don't blame you my dear!

Let's see who has the guts to step up :-)

zaiprincesa said...

UZZOOOO!!!...lol..im back in this country oh!..Was good seeing you again...and i see i have missed out on a lot while away from blogsville!..hmm..let me sit back and see how this plays out...:)

Guy Horny said...

Azuka please share your seat and give me some popcorn too!

I am staying put here to see they Bloggerboys do their thingy

Vera Ezimora said...

lol. Uzo, you're too funny oh.

Okay, I'm fine with you asking for a blogger husband BUT it better not be any of my men o! In case you're wondering who they are, they are Bloke, BoorishMale, and Guy Horny.

I go dey wait sha. lemme where this goes, but be warned; if you venture to touch any of my husbands, I will be on you like white on rice

confusednaijagirl said...

LOL. Like everyone i will be grabbing my popcorn.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao... this is absolutely fantastic... I think Guy HOrny should apply here because i don't think Vera can do anything.. she's just talk talk talk... Azuka, The Professor, Joel, BabaAlaye, JEremy, Mack, Olawunmi, LonelierThanAkon should also apply and me i will personally help in reviewing their applications because I am good in these things(maybe not as good as i imagine since that green eyed vera managed to steal my ex-boyfriend away from me)

Naijadude said...

Can I?? LOL

If not, abegi make una find me bench so I can sit along as well!

Sam said...

I want to apply oh. Hot mama. The rays of the sun remind me of your smile. Is that a good start? What is the application process?

- Sam

Uzo said...

LOL...All these men that want to grab popcorn should apply. Azuka, Guy Horny et al. I wont bite i promise. Well...sort of..

Naija dude...of course you can apply my dear.

Vera - i have been so quiet watching you trying to intimidate all of blogsville but i am telling you that you have met your match. All Vera's 'men", feel free to apply. She may be green but i am red and hot...LOL

Diamond - bring on the blog match making......

Sam - Hello honey. You are off to a good start. Apply by stating what you have to offer me and your dream for our "romance"....

Ms Jade said...

u don get applications?

azuka said...

Na wa oh! Chewing popcorn is enough work for me. Don't worry I'll be the guy to bribe before they can submit their applications -- that way you won't get any broke guys. Deal?

Olawunmi said...

erm, any takers so far? where are all these players sef?

Uzo said...

Ms Jade: There has only been a half hearted response from Sam. Whas da marra?


@Azuka: Still insisting on popcorn? *Hiss*

@ Olawunmi: No bites yet. Can you imagine? Why dont you apply ehn?

azuka said...

Popcorn is good for the soul. Besides, I stand to gain lots just by helping you sample how loaded the prospective guys are...

Vera Ezimora said...

Uzo,

Hmmm. He who puts his head in a burning flame should not expect anything but burns. BE WARNED!! Those who have ears should hear.

Okay, ka Chineke mezi owku then, but if you venture 2 TRY 2 steal any of my husbands, them no go find u on top blogville o.

You might be fire, but I am the ice water that will quench that ur yeye flame.

Calabar Gal said...

Vera, Shame on you!! See how you are hoarding blokes left, right and centre. Since when did Naija or even America turn to a polyandrous (polyandry) society? How many u wan marry? Abeg let go o jare!!

All these blokes sitting down on the sidelines with popcorn - Shame on u all. LOL!!!

Soul said...

hmmm
how interesting.
I dunno about everyone else including the guys on the sideline, but I'd say this.

If I was a guy I'd be on you like white on rice, and red on kidney beans.

hmmm, I could make this interesting.
are you game? lol

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Its friday now - any update - has diamond found anyone - what has olawumi and azuka done so far. Lets hope there are still available men that vera has not taken lol.

Bluntremi said...

Updates people, updates...who is in the lead?? Where are the righteous men...(actually they neednt be too righteous, I am sure she needs more than talk)
The clock is ticking o, she cant wait forever...

Chxta said...

Let me pour a bit of sand in the garri...

Uzo is incredibly shy and will always look for an excuse to run. MEN BEWARE!
...:D