Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, which is why i would not live forever" - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever i watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean i'd love, to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff" - Mariah Carey
"I havent committed a crime. What i did was fail to comply with the law" - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many chinese" - Former French President, Charles De Gaulle
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" - Mayor Marion Barry (Washington DC)
"It isnt pollution that's harming the environment. Its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" - Former US Vice President Dan Quayle
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Lolllllllllllll - oh the ignorance! I love them all!
Mariah Carey and the mayor are in a class all by themselves.. lol... oh and the miss america.. what genius! hehe
it's good to know this is still going around. I got all but the french one in a "God Bless America" email about how dumb that country was when i was in college. I wish you had put up the Dan Quayle one about wishing he had studied latin in school so that he could speak to the wonderful latin american people.
Nice One
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life?" Seriously???? LOL!!!!
Mariah Carey and Miss Alabama are beyond ignorant! HaHaHa!!!
Enjoy your week!
Hate to be the party pooper..
but Mariah actually never said that stuff... (it's an urban legend)
It's likt the alleged 'anti semetic' comments lauryn hjill was supposed to have made..
They were the result of someone making a satirical joke on the celebs and people took it literally..
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.htm
Hehehehee.
They may not be true, but they are sure enough funny!
Great thinkers indeed!
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ROFL, cant even think of who deserves the honors of being the dummest of them all...hmmm Mariah or Brook Shields or wait Miss USA and her daft self, lol
I don't like reading cos when I read I would have read which I don't like.
Sheesh...I spent 5 minutes trying to make up something dumb. Believe me. It's hard work being dumb
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many chinese" - Former French President, Charles De Gaulle
LOL... These people are too much, but the mayor who never commited a crime but failed to comply with the law is summin else...!!!
Duh! Duh! Big Duh!
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