I apologise in advance for the repost below. Its soooo lame but since i am easy, i find it absolutely hilarious:
In line with the Nigerian federal government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of "experts" have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by renaming them to conform to international standards on exports. Feel free to offer additional suggestions:
Kuli Kuli - Peanut Bars
Donkuwa/Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit Nuts
Kilishi - Beef Crackers
Dundun - Yamarita
Boli - Barbequed Plantain
Roasted Corn - Corn Aflame
Eko/Agidi - Corn Jello
Moin Moin - Bean Pie
Isi Ewu - Goat Hedo Lickins
Garri - Grain O Fibers
Bokoto/Nkwobi - Hoof Salad
Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel
Puff Puff - Energy Buns
Chin Chin - Dough Rocks
Zobo - Juice Rose Afrik
Kunnu - Grain Alive
Gurudi - Coconut Jaw Breakers
Bread & Akara - Bean Cake Burger
Ofada Rice - Unpolished rice for vegetarians
Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad
Ikokore -Continental Yam Casserole
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lol at Grain Alive. that got me cracking up! who came up with these sef!
lol, this was funny, I want Yamarita's from TFC, lol
lmao... they're kidding me right calling kuli kuli peanut bars..like seriously!!!lmao@barbequed plantain.. i think that one actually works! Goat Hedo Lickins?!?!? WTF... isi ewu.. na that doesn't even follow.. oh hell naw!!!energy buns.. wtf.. lol.. these ppl have to put a joker alert after this cos they cn't possibly be serious is all i'm saying!!!
Uzo u r joking right?
Donkuwa/Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit Nuts
Kilishi - Beef Crackers
Dundun - Yamarita
Boli - Barbequed Plantain
Roasted Corn - Corn Aflame
How the heck did someone come up with Corn Aflame ...Naija!!!
Corn Aflame is just nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts! BUHAHAHAH
What is wrong with the name Kilishi and how on earth can it be called "crackers". Corn Aflame? this is a joke right?
I think Puff puff should be renamed "fat cakes" thats what they call them in South Africa - other than that well enough said.
lol...LMAO...this is tew funny....oh, u forgot about our bean cakes...That would be akara by the way...Ciao....
ikokore!!!CONTINENTAL YAM CASSEROLE KEH!!!Corn aflame my foot. Na wah oh...this is hilarious!!!!
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