Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Polite way to go pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

11 comments:

Soul said...

i like Jonny jare..lol
He is ambitious lol

LondonBuki said...

LOLLLLL!!!!!!!

Ugo Daniels said...

lmao! Ok, kegites call it titrate..i wanna go titrate...simple

zaiprincesa said...

LMAO>>.....

geisha said...

thats jus crazy. too much tv can do that to a kid!

azuka said...

Good ol' Johnny.

Nyemoni said...

Funny!

dolly said...

Funny...I like johny jare

I wan go piss.. (lol)

psykotikdiva said...

if nah naij teacher, she would have just brought her cane out and the rest will be history.

omohemi Benson said...

Lol!
little johnny no kill me.

Vickii said...

LOL Very Funny ... I love it!