Monday, August 13, 2007

This is funny but also not.......

The Queen, Clinton & Obasanjo who went straight to hell and met the devil.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; Please I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! Iwanna call the States, I wanna see how every goddamn guy is doing out there. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

OBASANJO was even more jealous & starts screaming, me too go call Nigeria o jare, I go see how everybody is doing there too. If they don bring light. I go to talk to the ministers, to my special advisers, to the PDP, to INEC and EFCC, to everybody... ..He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked,"Well, Devil, can I have my bill????The devil says "One thousand Naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & says; "Otio!! One thousand Naira??? Only one thousand Naira pere??"

The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's LOCAL CALL!

11 comments:

disgodkidd said...

you're right. not funny

Nonesuch said...

that hurts... ouch! but rings so true.

Waffarian said...

heheheheheh i wan die! na local call the guy make, abeg laugh go kill person dis kain morning!

Ugo Daniels said...

nice one

Nyemoni said...

Actually, I think it's hilarious!!! Hehehheheheheheh!

akin aworan said...

yeyeness!! :-)

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@clintons every goddamn guy.. only americans.. lmao

lmao@local call .. hehe.. i read this b4 and it still got me laughing... haha... bloody brutal... hehe

Soul said...

hilarious!

Pink-satin said...

not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol...too funny!BUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!local call!yepa!

bllk wolf said...

(laughing out loud, rolling on the floor)...
omg!!!thats a nice one....
(screams, tears falling down cheeks, wailing)
MUMMY!!!MUMMY!!MUMMY!
i want to dial COLLECT to HEAVEN...
(sobs)
(winks)

Kpakpando said...

yee, naija has suffered. lol