Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Aha....

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away.


Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.."


He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ....


'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

12 comments:

Chxta said...

Heard it a very long time ago, and it still brings a smile to my face...

How you dey?

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!!

omohemi Benson said...

LOL! Oh! my goodness!
nice one.

SET said...

LOL I READ THIS BEFORE, IT IS A FUN READ. TRU THOUGH.

Nyemoni said...

I've seen it before but the punchline still gets me!

The Last King Of Scotland said...

hahahahaha

Ugo Daniels said...

Now, that's a very good one..hahaha

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

well next time the woman should try and use her husband more often lolol.. funny.

laspapi said...

hehehe

30+ said...

Chai talk about recycling and not wasting anyting. I respect that man for even having liver to explain that to his wife (lol)

Arewa said...

lol.....nice one. it serves her right...taking things for grantd and starving her poor husband...

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmfao.. this is CLASSIC.. haha.. oh my goshhhh