Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Random stuff...Just cos i cant be bothered to be lucid.....

  • Can i just say that Matt Damon as Jason Bourne i dont buy. The orginal Bourne series made in the 70's with Richard Chamberlain - so much more believable. I mean, Jason Bourne is a killer with a massive past and Matt Damon is Ben Affleck's geeky friend....Why couldnt they find like Clive Owen or someone to play Bourne? I guess that's one of the reasons that i cant abide these movies.

  • What is all this hype about Rihanna? I mean since when did having pretty green eyes interprete into talent. And Unbrella is the stupidest song ever. I mean listen to the words....

  • So, someone sent me a link to Myheritage.com. And if you put up a picture of yourself, it can give you like 8 people you supposedly resemble. I mean celebrities. So seeing as i am twiddling my thumbs instead of tackling all the work i have to do, i put up a picture. My results? Oprah Winfrey (68%), Gabrielle Union (61%), Garcelle Beauvais Nilon (60%). Okay so far right? There is even a random but sort of hot asian chick. Then i see Jesse Jackson (43%), Danny Glover (40%) and a final person that i can not even mention. Nonsense. Silly rip off page. How can i look like men? I mean if i was the feminine version of Gary Dourdan, Morris Chestnutt...I mean, bring on the hotness. But Danny Glover? What the hell?

  • Yes, the zip of my trousers stopped working at some point today. I dont know when but considering i have running up and down the stairs and being hyper active all day, i cant bear to think about it. Someone pointed it out to me which is worse and now i am sitting at my desk .....

  • In a bid to cleanse my body from the inside, i talked to my mom and she recommended something called Swedish Bitters. A teaspoon of this stuff in some water, 3 times a day is supposed to work wonders. My parents drink this stuff but i never paid much attention to it. So she bought me a bottle. Uzo being who she is, figured - 1 teaspoon? That for oyinbo people. I put 2 TABLESPOONS into a glass of water and took a sip. Gag reflex? BITTERNESS. And i dont mean - oh this doesnt taste good. I am talking i want to throw up bitterness. So i figure - well its for the wellness of your insides, of course its not going to taste like peaches and cream. So i hold my breath and down the whole thing and promptly suck on some Strepsils to take the taste away. (Actually more like 4 honey and lemon strepsils but hey....). Ha! I was grinning like a Cheshire cat. I had done it. 30 minutes later, my insides started to bubble and i began to sweat.....I still havent recovered - this was since last week. It might also have to do with the fact that i still drink 1 teaspoon everynight. I figure i will get used to it at some point. My tummy doesnt bubble anymore. Now it just heaves, tumbles, crashes and twists. No big deal really....

  • Can i just say God Bless Ms Roddick of The Body Shop? Their products just make me happy. Sure i love Bath & Body Works stuff, Carol's Daughter stuff and Victoria's Secret stuff. But the products from The Body Shop are serious. I mean their body butters and lip butters...Kissable. I sit here sucking my bottom lip which has a generous amount of Almond Lip Butter on it. I really love myself. LOL....My lips smell good, look good and taste good. I just hope i dont stop chewing soon...LOL

  • Yes, i realize that the words mad, weird and slightly freaky can be used to describe me but arent i just refreshing. My personality belies my ever so serious external appearance....

  • I just bought myself a digital camera. Today. And while i am pleased with the purchase (i shall open the package and loving read the pages of ALL the instruction manuals and do the settings stuff tonight at home), i am reminded that i want to buy another mobile phone which is obscenely expensive, go on vacation, buy shoes, save and stuff. All the stuff to do and limited funds. Any bright ideas on how to grow a money tree?

  • Now i shall go back to work to earn the pay that isnt enough to buy me the Tiffany tennis bracelet, Audi A4, take that cruise for 3 weeks, buy my Fendi Spybag, and my private island this month.....

14 comments:

Nyemoni said...

I love the body shop too!

Jaycee said...

FIRST!!!!!

Hmmmmmm...Swedish Bitters...someone would have to pay me to taste that...lol, but if ur parents are used to it by now, then u're right...after taking it every night for a long period, u just might get used to it. Wow, kudos Uzo...u're adventurous o...

As for the money tree, when u get tips...pls pass them down my blog o...I need the money tree tactics too. I wanna buy off an island just for myself...plus a yacht and a mansion...(plus many other things I need to do with money)...lol.

Jaycee said...

oops...I was busy typing and nyemoni beat me to it...yikes!!!

mochafella said...

Lol, had a similar Swedish bitters, never tried it again. For the cleansing, try a fruit-only diet, one day per week.

Soul said...

*giggle* lol..
erm but on serious not, I know how you can grow a money tree, but this info is seriously on the 'hush' and need to know basis..
So erm if both you and jaycee would like to know, then just email me your bank account details and full contact details, home and work email and phone numbers + full address

(Grin)

Anonymous said...

Can you give specific reasons why you don't like Matt Damon as Jason Bourne? I'm curious. Personally, I loved him in the role. I thought he was great in it. I went down to see the Bourne Ultimatum the day it was realeased last week. It was heart-pounding action all the way and once again Matt Damon was in top form. Of course, this is simply my opiniion

LondonBuki said...

I totally understand what you mean! I read the Bourne trilogy when I was younger and when I watched the first movie with Matt Damon, it just didn't feel right...

LOL!!!!! I love your description of Rihanna and the song!

Danny Glover? HAHAHA!!! I disagree! You look nothing like that man! Nonsense site!

Be careful with this Swedish Bitter something o...

Take care x

P.S. Soul, let me in on this money tree deal now ;-)

Anonymous said...

Welcome to my world, you cannot imagine all that I have in my to buy folder, yes folder not list. May God help me oh!!

Lol! about Rihanna, I am sure if they left that girl in curacos or whatever the name of that small island Jay found her, she'll still be walking by the sea picking up sea shells to sell to tourist. She can't sing,can't dance, can't act. Just has great legs and a big ass forehead.

And those are so contacts not her real eyess. I have the exact same shades. I say she's just lucky to be light skinned, she for hear wiiinn if she was dark. Look at me just hatinnn lol!!

Noni Moss said...

Swedish Bitters are really good - I used to take it as a child. Anytime my stomach hurt or anything liek that I had to take it. It is really bitter (why it's called Bitters? loll) but it is also very effective.

Lolll - I dont think Matt Damon is bad in it - I think he's done a pretty good job. I just dont think the films compare to the books but then they never do.

Noni Moss said...

Oh and before I forget - I TOTALLY AGREE - RIHANNA (AND THAT STUPID BLASTED SONG) IS SOO SHIT!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Uzo, what a nightmare it must have been to have the zipp break. That is like my wors fear. LOL.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

i never watched the old bourne worreva... even the bourne 1 and 2(recent ones)... i only just saw bourne ultimatum in theaters last week and i must say i LOVED it... maybe its cos i didnt see any of the others.. but it was high-octane fun... rihannas style is fabulous... she does sound a bit whiny sometimes but her voice is not so bad... i think these days its more about the style than the talent.. i hated that umbrela song initially but its grown on me.. lmao oh no they didnt just say danny glover.. lmao.. thats funny.i wont even bother trying b4 they tell me i look like a cross btwn whoopi goldberg and adam sandler... lol@ your zip.. uzo what is it with you and wardrobe malfunctions... lol(bet you thought we wouldnt remember)swedish bitters ke? uzo you are daring oh... Egbon mi soul you always have the yahoo yahoo ideas on blogsville.. how come? haha... ask soul for advice on how to cook jollof without burning it.. she will ask for your bank account details.. ask her what is the best soap for washing whites in the washer.. she'll ask for your bank account details... lol.. yahoo yahoo lady

My 2 cents said...

I have a folder of things I want and I'm serious, it includes an island in Dhubai and gold embossed bedroom set. That said, Rihanna should live one day as a blue black colored woman let's see how many umbrella songs she'll be singing then. Nonsense!!

akin aworan said...

1.I think that if you look past M.D's younger days, you can see that it was good casting.
II. You & me both on that 'umbrella' track. I had no idea what she was saying. I actually thought it was constipational pains giving her that voice! And to think it stayed at Number 1 in the UK charts. There's just no accounting for taste these days!!

III.Always have a safety pin somewhere. You'll be amazed it can do for you! :-)

IV. 'Swedish Bitters?' Lai-lai!! It's just as bad as 'Agbo'.

V. I hear you on the digital camera and then going on vacation and all that...