Thursday, August 09, 2007

Oh Fun...Women have so much to look forward to....

Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

13 comments:

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

oh joy...

LondonBuki said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!! This is too funny :)

JJ said...

LAWL!!! Kai...so much to look forward to eh? Drooping and sagging...i guess we should all enjoy the perkiness now?? (TMI already?) lol. Very funny.

Pink-satin said...

LOL LOL

DiAmOnD hawk said...

at first i was like what? then I got... very funny!!! poor woman

Nyemoni said...

ROTFLMHO!!! Classic!

Nyemoni said...

I see you are still online eh? GO HOME!!! Good night! ;-)

Waffarian said...

Funny! heheheheheh Oh Lord!

Onada said...

OMG...thats hilarious!!!!!!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

this is too funny, poor mildred. Thanks for the reminder!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao.. thats bloody funny... haha... hehe... hilarious...

30+ said...

Eh ya bless her "heart" (lol)