Monday, October 09, 2006
Chased!
Honestly, i attract all sorts of random stuff.
I woke up on Saturday morning aching all over. I knew i didnt have the energy to deal with my weekly kickboxing class with Seargent Joe. So i decided to don my earphones and take a long walk in my estate instead. I was humming under my breath and walking away when i turned the corner onto a street i hardly frequent. Halfway down the street, i saw 2 dogs. Obviously belonging to noone. Just mongels. One of them was black and white and the other was brown. These dogs would be called bingo of just hissed at. You know the type.
Of course i got scared. I like dogs but clean, well mannered ones, belonging to people i know and prefarably on a leash. And the closer they come to me, the faster i back away. But i remembered that people say to never run from dogs and to not show fear as they can smell fear.
So i kept my shiver to myself and tried to walk by them. The 2 dogs began to walk toward me. I cannot describe how fast my heart began to beat. I figured if i opened my eyes, they would just go away. Nope. They got really close to me and i just lost all bravado. I started to run. As expected, they began to wag their tails and run after me. Thats when i began to scream as i ran. I know i must have looked like a mad woman. Thankfully, some man talking a walk as well, turned onto the street and came to my rescue. He did a whistle, clicking thing with his tongue and the dogs began to run towards him. I just continued running and didnt stop till i got back home. Now i dont run. I jog sure but running is not my thing so i could barely breathe as i staggered through my door.
Exercise be damned.
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14 comments:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Uzo!!! Good to see you back girl, sounds like your vaca was fun.
@ your experience with the nkitas -- hahahahaha, shebi you wanted exercise ni? Wharrisdaproblem? :D
-o
Hey Oyi...Long time no hear.....Got back to the States ok? I had a blast in Dubai and my mind isnt back completely.
You guys laughing at me..Its not funny. At the time, i felt such terror..i really saw in my mind's eye, my plump self being torn to shreds by the dogs.
lol..LMAO...OMG!...ok..sorry...didnt mean to laff at ur Terrible Ordeal...but emm...was fuuny oh. AT least u got ur workout on!..lol..Have a blessed week!.. By the way, how was the concert?
@Zai....The concert was soooooooo fabulous. I dont like Beyonce and Jay Z but i was singing and rocking with the rest of them. Yesterday's show wasnt bad either. Thanks L for the ticket....
Workout? Please, with the way my heart was beating, i thought it would just stop altogether.
LOL!!! Hilarious! I have been chased by DOGS.. Alsatians for that matter!
I am scared of dogs - Can't handle any of them!!!
What's the kickboxing practice for? Put it to some use ;)
You're not the only one -- I hate dogs too (including the clean, well-mannered on-a-leash ones).
Hahahha ..trying to imagine .. I bet if u were asked to run without anything chasing u,u wont o.
If it was calabar girl now.. I will understand why they chased her.. LOL
Have a nice week
ok, how come I just found out that u have a blogger account now, am a lil slow I guess, will be back!
lol, this was too funny
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THOSE SONGS!!!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!! :-)
@LB: You are so welcome and i will work and sending you some more today. Hope your mommy loves them as much as i do.
@Biodun: Welcome
lmao... gurl ur too funny... i swear i'm absolutely terrified of dogs you have no clue... can't erase the memory of when two ugly dogs.. i think they're called pitbulls almost attacked me and my boyfriend @ a park @ night when we were making out... it was TERRIBLE... n even chihuahuas scare me 4real.. i cross the street for dogs man
LMAO!! Had a friends dog giving me a 'friendly bark & chase' sometime back - you should have seen the way i took off and jumped on the fence when the race got hot. Its owner had to call him away from me.
Thank God the dog's owner was nearby & you werent hurt Uzo.
@naija bloke: Why are you on my case? Tisnt my fault they're so delicious!
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