Ish - Sheer Randomness

I decided to sneak out of the office early to catch a movie by myself. Some me time, plus my brain was tired. Off i sped to the cinema with the sole intention of watching Spiderman 3. Got there only to find out that the 6.30pm show was sold out so i opted to see Perfect Stranger instead. I mean hot Halle Berry and the ever suave and adorable Bruce Willis. So i settled in with my popcorn and started the movie.

Suddenly after about 20 minutes, Halle's character has gone out in a thoroughly slutty but emm cool dress and returns with her ex-boyfriend who is played by the one man that really and truly takes my breath away. The man that i wish to dive in front of his car, then he rushes me to the hospital and then we fall in love and live happily ever after. The man with eyes that i swear can see right to my soul. The reason i watch CSI (okay, the whole show is cool and Grissom is sooooo cool) - Gary Dourdan.

What? I let out an audible moan and the person next to me actually looked at me. Whatever jare! I was taken aback cos i wasnt expecting to see him at all. And there he was - in all his 6feet 3 inch green eyes glory. And not only was he there, he was smoking - make that smouldering in a suit that just made me almost want to weep. And then he and Halle were getting it on. I dont mean slow kisses and stuff. I mean hot and heavy with a stand up sex session. Ah Ah! Let me just confess that i would have taken Halle's head right there and then.

I managed to simmer down and get back to the movie and then my beloved Gary appeared again - bringing Halle breakfast from Starbucks but his good morning to her was a hot kiss and then the damn phone rang. Hey. Again, he was wearing this suit that looked so right and did him a lot of justice. Ah Ah! Then he started to eat something from the bag and he licked his finger. Hey! Another sigh - make that a moan.

So the movie was just okay. But Gary in his 2 scenes plus a shot of him in some creepy room made me just ecstatic.

So i say to God - Thank you Father for creating the absolute specimen of male perfection for the world and especially for me. Sure, i feel lust in my heart when i see him but Father its more than lust. I believe that if You would deem it fit to bring this man my way, i want to love him and take care of him. It shall not just be lust. I shall use Gary's body for my pleasure but it will be a sanctified union so that is okay. We shall have tall, mocha complexioned babies with green eyes and live happily ever after.

Ish...That's all.....