Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Ish....

I try so hard not to be a cynic.

Sure we all have our stories and experiences with the opposite sex...If i started today, it wouldnt end.

But despite that, i try to take each man that comes my way as a decent enough fellow. Except when its glaring but even then - i can be naive to a fault.

But sometimes...

I have known D for months. 8 months exactly. He hounds and chases, professes love, sends me gifts which i return, flies into town to see me or so he claims...But he just will not accept my no.

So on Valentine's day,s he sends me flowers and a loooooooooooooooooooooog text espousing sweet nothings and telling me to check my email. That he has a surpise waiting for me

I immediately figure its an e-card but cant be too bothered. So literally 20 minutes ago, i bother to open it...

So why on earth is the e-card addressed to UCHE?

I hate to say it here but let me give in - MEN...........

17 comments:

Tiger Tem said...

Seriously? Wow. They're not all bad though!

My 2 cents said...

lolll!!!

Let me catch him, what he's mixing names up now like he's some catch with so much action on the side..

Funn stuff but yeah say it meeennn...

kuesooM said...

Hmmm! Maybe it was one of those things where he typed a "U" and the auto-fill function, just filled in Uche as opposed to Uzo.....alright, I'm just trying to find an excuse....hmmm!!!

mochafella said...

roflmao.....perhaps a middle name or some pet name....

Bella Naija said...

I'm sorry luv!
Oh my, oh my! he was busted....I'm sorry, I cant think of an excuse for him...but honestly, it might have beeen an honest gaffe....unlikely tho

how r u enjoying ur new job?
we need details!

Nonesuch said...

ok he wanted to write Uzo but typo error.

That is so not acceptable.

For the love of me said...

lol, How could he be so careless.What does Uche mean though? maybe he was referring to you as his Uche.Like Nkem, that means 'my own' abi? So perhaps Uche means my sweet or something.

Sara said...

Oh, my goodness? I can't believe he did that. Good thing you weren't believing his yans in the first place, it would have been so much worse, now its a funny story. Thanks for dropping by. And girl, where did you find pacesetters????

geisha said...

thats not even funny. once a guy i'd made out with repeatedly over the space of lke 6months called me a distorted version of my name. and didnt know he'd said anything wrong. it HURT!

Miss Pearse said...

Aww Hell Nah!!!....What a gigantic mess...lol. He should be shot in his big toe for that.
God dey babes,...when there's Life Keep faith and definately Hope.

Calabar Gal said...

His pet name for you?!?!!!!? LOL!!

Calabar Gal said...

Congratulation son your new job too!

Chxta said...

Uzo, Uche. Both start with U, both have two syllables, could be a genuine mistake...




Babe, guy never start im don already dey make error. Imagine a situation in the bedroom when he says 'that was the best *** I ever had Kelechi!' Then you'd go through the roof...

Dump him.

zaiprincesa said...

hehehehehehehehe...lol...LMAO>..ok, my bad...i dont mean to crack up like a hyena, but damn!...the guy must be rolling on slow time...wot he cant get the names right????..lol...MEN!!!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

sorry luv, maybe it was a mistake, but UZO is not UCHE afterall, he's been hounding UZO for the last 8months (most likely also UCHE - but we dont care).

How have you been my dear. We dont seem to see you anywhere these days.

Vickii said...

Lol!!! You just have to laugh sometimes. Did you ask him about it? I would have loved to hear the stuttered explanation.

Honeywell said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!after all the love he professed, he called you uche... sad indeed....